Extracurriculars

Dear Sir or Madam at the University of the Future:

In addition to being supremely intelligent, possessing a photographic memory and enhanced cognitive skills, studying and developing his own language, and maintaining a fiercely competitive level in all athletic endeavors, Liam is also adept in many activities and holds an abundance of natural talent. Please see the pictorial resume below for his list of extracurricular work: Avid cyclist devoting many minutes to difficult rides through our development. CDL holder volunteering many times to transport donated goods throughout HersheyPark. Co-founder of the "Fort Division" of Habitat For Humanity. Member of a round table discussion team appointed to solve the problems of global warming, economic recession and later bedtimes. Gifted artist with a deep love for painting and a progressive vision for representing animals with unnatural colors.

Please note that this letter was written in a 100% unbiased view. Thank you very much for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Flanagan

(Liam's beautiful, talented, patient, and genius Momma)